Pirate Theater Merchandise

Tired of going to Pirate Theater shows and saying "Man those shirts are awesome, I sure do wish that I could own one of those."  Actually I would like to find even more Pirate Theater stuff, because Pirate Theater is the new best thing since SPAM

Well Look no Further....

PRESENTING....

THE PIRATE THEATER ONLINE BUT NOT REALLY BUYING ONLINE STORE!

Behold! Pirate Theater in all its glory.

 

                The New Pirate Theater Shirt.

         For A limited time you can be... A... Pretend to be..
            a part of The cast for

                        3 easy payments of

                                        $19.99!

 

 

               The Old Pirate Theater Shirt

        This Pirate Classic can be yours for One I repeat,
                One installment of

                                    $59.97 + S&H
 

 

 

        Pirate Theater Cap with new Logo - Black

        One size fits all, (except for you, Jughead!)

 

       NOW ONLY $19.95! + S&H

 

 

       Pirate Theater Cap with old Logo - Black

                            SORRY

            SOLD OUT

 

 

     

             Limited Edition Jolly Roger Brassiere

                Extremely Rare!!! One...Ok maybe a few of its kind Bra.
                Yours for one easy payment of

              YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!

 

Ok... By this point your probably thinking wow these guys are crazy and YOUR RIGHT, we are BUT if you truly are interested, you CAN get some of this Pirate Theater Merchandise... at a REASONABLE price contact jbr1@alfred.edu for further instruction, details and prices.  Offer not available if your local population is over 10,000 people.