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Jim
Miller
Bill Cosby Impersonator
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“Pirate Theater isn’t funny. A crippled retard with Parkinson’s. Now that’s funny.”
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Lisa
Bell
Singing Telegram
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“Pirate Theater has taken great strides to improve
female roles. In just 7
short years the repertoire has expanded to ‘whore’ and ‘woman #3.’”
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Frank
Castellano
Halfling Magic-User
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“I saw Pirate Theater once. After, I had a severe bout of
diarrhea. The two
incidents were unrelated, but now every time I think of Pirates I crap my
pants. Coincidence? Maybe.”
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Dave
Downing
Male Exotic Dancer
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“Pirate Theater is an accurate portrayal of 18th
century ethnic diversity.
In other words, a bunch of goofy honkeys.”
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Mitch
Redmond
Wizard
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“If there’s one thing I can’t stand about Pirate
Theater, it’s the gay humor.
Homosexuality is not meant to be the subject of jokes. Both my wife and my 2 male
sodomites agree.”
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Dana
Cornell
Lunch Lady
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“I liked Pirate Theater before when it sucked. That way, while having sex with
my husband I could at least think ‘At least he’s better than Pirate
Theater.’”
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